Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:
First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in our house next weekend.'
Second guy: 'That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.'
Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.'
They continue to fish when they realize that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him, 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?'
Fourth guy: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, 'Fishing or sex?' and she said, 'Wear sun-block.'