From the desk of PeterPan: We would like to congratulate you on the acceptance of friendship with the most illustrious, legendary, PeterPan. You are hereby refered to as Peter's"LostBoys." This title is a priveledge and is not awarded lightly! You may be called on to do battle against"you know who." Our foe is cunning, he will try to entice you away from your position with empty promises --so don't get Hooked! We now present you with your LostBoy member guide. Member guide reminders:1) You hereby have full reign of this world, and to do as you wish.2) You shall take shit from no one, but make it a point to dish it out casually, to all those who deserve it. (Description of people who deserve it: Arrogant, Rude, Selfish, and Inconsiderate)8) When someone doubts you, you shall say:"That's not what Peter says."9) When you doubt someone else, say:."I'll just have to ask Peter about that."10) When you can't find an excuse to leave a place, point your finger in a"matter of fact manner, and simply say:"I have to get back to the ship!" Then quickly turn around and leave!11) Always leave a tip. No money write on the napkin Thanks for stopping by.12) When drinking in a public place, you shall raise your mugs and roar -"For the glory of Pan!!!"13) Smack a bitch on the rear and say Pardon me, but you had something crawling up your ass.
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