DUMPY FRUMPY HOUSEWIFE's blog: "ABOUT ME"

I quit smoking last March. I did okay. Smoked about two ciggies on two different nights. But, this March, I have had a relapse. Not smoking a whole pack every day, but smoking just the same. Ugh. Planning on trying to quit again... I hope.

If you are rude to me, I will be rude back. RANDOM FACTS ABOUT APRIL: I DO WEAR BLACK EYESHADOW & USUALLY, WHEN I BOTHER PUTTING ON MAKEUP, I WEAR LOTS OF IT, I LIKE DRAMATIC LOOKS. ....ALSO.... I AM FAT. I DO NOT LIKE OR RESPECT PEOPLE WHO HATE ON FATTIES. THIS IS TRUE EVEN WHEN I HAVE LOST WEIGHT AND AM HANGING TEMPORARILY AROUND ON THE THIN SIDE. I LIKE LOTS OF KINDS OF MUSIC ~ NO EXCEPTIOINS ~ IF YOU TELL ME THAT ITS STRANGE OR ANYTHING ELSE NEGATIVE ABOUT LIKING MANY GENRES YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME. I LIKE TO THINK I AM A NICE PERSON ~HOWEVER~ I AM ABSOLUTELY PICKY ABOUT WHO MY FRIENDS ARE IF YOU WRONG ME MORE THAN LIKELY YOU HAVE LOST ME. UNLESS I HAVE KNOWN YOU SINCE YOUR BIRTH AND HAVE BEEN ATTATCHED TO YOU FOR DECADES I DO NOT LIKE TO BE USED. DO NOT ASK ME FOR A RIDE, DO NOT ASK ME TO MAKE A BEER RUN FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE ON PROBATION. I WILL NOT FUCKING PICK UP A SIX PACK OR A BOTTLE FOR YOUR PROBATIONED ASS. DON'T EVEN ASK. 420 SUPPORT IS AMPLE FROM ME AND IF THAT BOTHERS YOU, FUCK OFF. I LIKE CLOUDY MISTY RAINY DAYS I ALSO LIKE SUNSHINE AND PRETTY MUCH WORSHIP IT THE THOUGHT OF OUR SUN BEING GONE TERRIFIES ME. I LIKE RAINBOWS PICKLES EMINEM SEX CHOCOLATE COBALT BLUE RED BLACK TURQUOISE MY FAVORITE JEWELRY IS SILVER I WEAR RUBIES DIAMONDS ONYX MOTHER OF PEARL RIGHT NOW MY AURA CHAKRA IS BOGGED DOWN AND I SEE NO WAY TO SELF HELP I LIKE BEING HAPPY, IT IS THE THING I DESIRE MOST IN LIFE ....BUT..... I AM THE OPPOSITE. I AM PESIMISTIC, SAD, LONELY. AND SICK ALL THE TIME BECAUSE OF IT. I LOVE MY FAMILY ~ IF YOU HATE THEM YOU SHOULD HATE ME TOO. I BELIEVE CUNTS ARE A DIME A DOZEN. SAME THING FOR FAT MEN THAT EXPECT WOMEN TO OBEY AND BE THIN EDUCATION IS IMPORTANT EVEN THO I DIDN'T GET ONE DAMN I AM TRYING TO THINK OF MORE STUFF THAT I ACTUALLY LIKE, BUT WITH MY PESIMISTIC NATURE, I AM HAVING A HARD TIME DOING THAT. I PRETTY MUCH LOVE ALL ART. IF YOU ARE ARTSY FARTSY, AND I HAVE EVER STUMBLED UPON YOUR PAGE, CHANCES ARE, I SEEMED STALKY. I ENJOY A CREATIVE SOUL I LIKE TO PAINT AND DRAW.. I AM NOT GOOD AT IT, BUT I LIKE IT. I ALSO LIKE TO DO POTTERY BUT HAVN'T BEEN ABLE TO DO ANY SINCE HIGHSCHOOL. I MISS MY ART TEACHER CARLOTTA. SHE, WITHOUT A DOUBT, WAS THE BEST TEACHER I EVER HAD. FRANK, I LIKED YOU AS A PERSON BUDDY, BUT YOU WERE A SUCKY ART TEACHER :) I HAVE FEW FRIENDS.. SERIOUSLY.. I HAVE ONE FRIEND HERE IN TOWN, JOSHY, I LOVE YOU HONEY. YOUR GAY ASS IS SEXY AS HELL AND YOU ARE NICE TO ME. YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY MY BEST FRIEND IN UTAH. I WISH YOU WERE NOT LEAVING AND GOING BACK TO SALT LAKE. BUT AT LEAST I KNOW YOU ARE HAPPY THERE. I'M GONNA MISS YA <3 I HAVE ANOTHER FRIEND JAMIE FROM WYOMING WHOM I MISS VERY MUCH, SHE WAS A SWEETIE HEART AND WE USED TO SPEND HOURS TOGETHER WHILE OUR KIDS PLAYED TOGETHER. SHE WAS MY SMOKE BUDDY. (TABACCO) WE HAVE BOTH QUIT SMOKING, BUT I STILL MISS HER. MY OTHER FRIENDS, ARE FROM OKLAHOMA, AND PEOPLE, I HAVE KNOWN THEM ALL FOR DECADES. LACEY, MY LOVEY, I CAN NOT WAIT TO SEE YOU IN VEGAS, I AM GLAD YOU ARE GONNA MEET UP WITH ME THERE. I HAVE KNOWN HER SINCE HER BIRTH. I AM NOT EVEN LYING, I HAVE KNOWN HER LONGER THAN ANY ONE OF MY FRIENDS. RISA, YOU WERE ALWAYS MOVING, AND WE STILL MANAGED TO STAY FRIENDS FOR ALL THSES YEARS. I HAVE KNOWN HER SINCE I WAS ABOUT FOUR YEARS OLD. DANELLE, I HAVE KNOWN FOR AS LONG AS I HAVE KNOWN RISA, I LIVED BESIDE BOTH OF THEM WHEN I WAS A KID, HONEY, I AM GLAD YOU ARE FLYING OUT HERE TO SEE ME IN APRIL!! CAN'T WAIT!! KIMBERLY, I HAVE KNOWN SINCE THE 80'S AND SHE WILL ALWAYS BE ONE OF MY GIRLS. THESE ARE MY FRIENDS. QUALITY OVER QUANTITY. I LIKE CATS ~ IF YOU DON'T, I DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT IT. I AM A HYPOCRITE. I BELIEVE IN THE FATHER, THE SON, THE HOLY GHOST. I PRAY I SIN I DON'T GO TO CHURCH ANYMORE. I HAVE SOME BELIEFS AND PERSONAL VALUES IN LIFE THAT DO NOT MESH WITH THE CHURCH AND BELIEFS I WAS RAISED WITH. FOR EXAMPLE: GHOSTS ARE REAL WOMEN ARE HOT PEOPLE SHOULD DANCE SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE IS GOOD LIVING WITH SOMEONE BEFORE YOU MARRY THEM IS EVEN BETTER. THATS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBURG. OKAY NOW, IF YOU ARE STILL READING THIS, WICH I HIGHLY HIGHLY HIGHLY DOUBT, DO NOT ADD ME, IF ANY OF THE FOLLOWING APPLY TO YOU. 1. IF YOU ARE FROM SEILING, CANTON, LONGDALE, CHANCES ARE I PROBABLY DO NOT LIKE YOU. I WOULD SAY, IF YOU GREW UP OR RESIDED IN ANY OF THOSE TOWNS, THERE IS A 90% CHANCE THAT I DO NOT LIKE YOUR LYING GOSSIPING ASS. 2. IF YOU HATE FAT PEOPLE YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. 3. IF YOU ARE A DOWN RATER, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. 4. IF YOU MARK AND FLAG STUFF AS NSFW YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. 5. IF YOU ARE A PEDOFILE AND I FIND OUT, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED 6. IF YOU ARE AN ABUSER, PHYSICALLY, OR EMOTIONALY YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. 7. IF I SEND YOU LOTS OF COMMENTS OR MESSAGES, AND NEVER GET ANY BACK, I WILL MOVE ON AND TAKE YOU OFF OF MY FRIENDS. WILL USUALLY FAN PEOPLE BACK, BUT MY FRIENDS LIST GETS WEEDED OUT ON A REGULAR BASIS. 8. IF YOU DISRESPECT PEOPLE IN MUMS, YOU ARE PROBABLY GONNA BE BLOCKED IF I NOTICE. 9. IF THE ONLY FEELINGS YOU VALUE ARE YOUR OWN, OR THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. 10. I AM REAL, TREAT ME AS SUCH. I hate it when I go rate peoples stuff, and they come view my page, and don't say a word to me at all. Like viewing my page they decided they were better than me. ALSO I really hate fake friends. If you fit into either of those catagories, do us both a favor, shove off, block me, and go drink a load of blow.. Here's what I think of you,,,,PU!!!

Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. born in oklahoma 2. raised in oklahoma 3. have three step sisters 4. have two biological siblings 5. have three nieces, and seven step nieces, one step nephew, two great step nephews 6. 14 aunts/uncles PLUS their spouses = MANY cousins 7. i have two children of my own 8. one grandparent still living (my dads mom) 9. i live with my husband, kids, and my mother inlaw. 10. i have four cats

i still feel like shit. cant make it any longer. caught up as much as i could. (for tonight) love yas all. hugs AP

I have been in bed for the last two days. I am still down and out but there is only so much of laying around I can stand. So the overwhelming urge to play on my new computer for awhile has won, and here I am, on my new computer, already contemplating going back to bed till I feel better. I have been spoiled, because while I have been sick, my hub and mom inlaw have been taking care of the kids and house, but in the morning, I have to get up because hub will be leaving for work at 6:30 a.m. my stomach is queasy, my body aches, head, shoulders, neck, back. I just feel completely icky from head to toe. I doubt anyone has noticed that I have been gone, but yep, I have and just incase anyone wondered, I thought I would come leave a note. Gonna try to stop by and show my true friends a little love before I go back to bed. xoxoxoxoxox everyone. love yas

hubby brought me home a new computer tonight. it has a built in cam on top of the monitor, but he sat down with me tonight and we tried for hours to get it to work, and it wont work right... grrrrrr...