bonebomb's blog: "All you need to know about me"

august 7th....st louis airport mariott...showtime is 7 pm....me startingg off the show with comedy followed by 5 comedic magicians august 9th...centralia, il. moose club....dinner can be included with the show, and its great food...dinner starts at 6 show starts at 730 I think....contact me if you are interested and need more details. august 23rd....all original music festival, last call tavern in ashley il.....radio coverage with wrxx...firethrowers...mechanical bull riding....outdoor pavilion....featuring bands SHOT COLD...GREEN LINCOLN...JUSTIN TORRES....THE IDEAL WEAPON.....SACRIFICE THE GODS....food available, rain or shine show...gates open at 10 am....tickets are available through me for 5.00 in advance or 6 dollars at the door....hope some of you will come out to one of these shows and introduce yourself!

I did just post new video clips...I fought this thing all damn day....hope you'll take the time out to go look...NO WATERMARKS!! lol www.myspace.com/bonebomb or search video's for stand up comedian tim bone.

Just thought I would let everyone who reads up on me know that june and july I'll be online more...may is a terribly busy party month for us...like that is a bad thing!! lol....I should be posting new video on myspace by the end of the week...maybe as soon as tonight, this will be without the watermarks...woo hoo!! Anyone with an abundance of free time and a need to party with someone fun should definately hit me up!! June and July I'll be writing a new show for the upcomming season that starts in august with the magic convention in st louis the 17th I have been honored with being master of cerimonies....as always, if there is a place around you that you think would be a fun place for a one man act for an hour before the bands kick off let me know..I'll contact the bar and see about comming to a town near you...its just that easy! Tim

OK its that time of year again...time for the annual party with the bones on our bday bash...last year things were suspended due to financial reasons....this year hopefully will prove to be our biggest bash yet....I don't know if we will do something here at carlyle lake or pick a club in st louis and go have fun....wanna know who REALLY wants to party with the bone's and where you are willing to go to do it...may 16th is mine the 19th is the wifes.....let me know ...we'd love to see you all....we'll pick a day based on response...if we do something out here by the lake it'll be bbq, I'll get at least 1 keg of bud the rest is up to ya'll if you don't drink beer...I'll have someone hook us up with some music and I'll assure you that I'll hook up the wireless mic and provide some live entertainment as well....no gifts needed just your presence requested...good friends good fun! if we do something in the lou...probably phoenix, ronnies...baha rock club in st charles are the top candidates but I'm open to suggestion...there's also that one place in fenton...Hope you'll come celebrate with us!!

so ok...couple of things...the last comic standing audition didn't go like I wanted it to....bad material choice and I wasn't too enthusiastic about being gone 3 months potentially...I'm starting to book a bunch of private parties for the summer as the season is pretty much winding down, there are some bookings on the horizon in southern illinois and st louis areas...if any of you have a bar or club around you that you think would be a good place, let me know and I would love it if you would come hang out with me when I come check the place out, guys or girls makes no difference...and no I'm not bi or gay and there is no chance of that changing. Second I am confused as hell about some of you on here...I'm not an aggressive person as far as meeting women goes...frankly the few times on here I have gotten the impression someone was attracted to me I have been ....well about as wrong as wrong can be to put a fine point on it. I hate that because I don't want anyone else to feel awkward about me and I don't want to feel awkward about them if that makes sense...I guess I'm going to have to go back to being the guy that you pretty much have to spell it out to...at this point I'm punting hints as playing the points game on fubar like it should be.

Thanks to all of you who showed last night at maggie obrien's and made it an awesome show....I can't wait to get the video back from it...message me if you aren't on my myspace or yahoo lists to get my schedule for upcomming shows and I'll give you my links....keep your fingers crossed for me, next monday is the last comic standing audition! Tim

This weekends show in centralia went great....those of you who are in the st louis area...maggie obriens sat feb 23rd 730-9pm, free show so come out and bring some friends and meet me after the show....march 3rd is last comic standing auditions in nashville tn, keep your fingers crossed for me!! Tim

Hi everyone! I'm a professional stand up comedian from illinois...I'm on here to make friends, real comedy fans, and find open minded people for erotic encounters all at the same time....I'm married and don't lie about it but in an open/swing relationship with my wife, so ladies please don't be afraid to hit up on me its allowed. I don't mind guy friends but know up front I am not bi....aside from that its all normal stuff...I"m a big duck and goose hunter....love strip clubs.....I enjoy just meeting and hanging out with kewl people who like to have fun and laugh without any expectations from me......if you're from mo, il, or in, and this sounds like you please send me a message on here and lets see if we can't get something together!!