first off amanda is here watching me blog while her hair is processing....purple....the color of queers...purple rain....n the unwanted hickies. first off amanda and i would like to make it clear that men are butts but for some reason we are only attracted to assholes. why you many ask!?!?!? thats a good question that i have no answer for. why we continue to like them after they fuck us over well that still remains a mystery as well. i do have a lil theory tho, do you want to hear? well i dont care im gonna tell yah anyways....its bc all the assholes are cute hot whatever, and in amandas words we are fly papers for assholes...wait a minute thats wrong bc that means they are stuck to us forever and that shit just aint happening. so in my words we are like the bug zapper lights, lol. ok we dont do mediphores all that great but you get the idea. another question in my mind, how do you avoid meeting assholes????
this totally has nothing to do with what i just wrote but what is too much when it comes to pierced chicks?
and this is for andy....you know who you are...."all i want for christmas is my two front teeth!" stop using chewing tabacco
