>
>An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold
>blustery day.
>
>The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother
>replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up."
>
>The daughter did and her hands warmed up!
>
>The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend that said, "My
>hands are freezing cold."
>
>The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will
>warm
>them up." He did and it warmed his hands.
>
>The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter.
>
>He said, "My nose is cold."
>
>The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm
>it
>up." He did and it warmed his nose.
>
>The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he
>said,
>"My penis is frozen solid."< BR>
>The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother,
>and
>she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
>
>Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"
>
>The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost,
>don't
>they?"
