Angry Wife
She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making
Love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -
a faithful wife, the mother of your children!
I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"
And he replied:
"Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened"
It'll be the last thing you'll say to me!"
And he began:
"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady
here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless
that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she
Was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion,
I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night,
The ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.
The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she
was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so
I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the
designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear
because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear
that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I
Don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't
Wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the
expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at
Work has a pair like them.."
He took a quick breath and continued:
"She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked
her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said
'"Please.... ....do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'