>>I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew
> the Boss would not allow
>>me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted
> "CRAZY" then he would
>>tell me to take a few days off.
>>
>>So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny
> noises. My co-worker
>>(who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told
> her that I was pretending
>>to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I
> was "CRAZY" and give me a
>>few days off.
>>
>>A few minutes later the Boss came into the office
> and asked "What are you
>>doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said
> "You are clearly stressed
>>out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".
> I jumped down and walked
>>out of the office.
>>
>>When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the
> Boss asked her "...And
>>where
>>do you think you're going?"
>>She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the
> dark!"