1. Depression: wanting to kill yourself... but you just dont have the energy... it makes you lazy and not want to do anything... cause nothing really matters to you when ur depressed...
2. Juggalo: You Only think your cool when you can wear make up and have the balls to cut someone up with a hatchet even though you would never do it in the first place which brings me to Fag... Peer Presure is like a Juggalo... Come On We all know you want to fit in...
3. Sexy: "Yeah I'd totally fuck you... but I woulden't tell a sole I did"
4. Pimp: Someone whom says they have alot of girl/boy friends... but in reality they are just fat and ugly and want you to think their gangsta... they flirt with everyone... but inside could still be a virgin...
5. Smart Ass: You wish you were that funny...
6. Pestimisic: seeing things on a negitive side...
7. Optimistic: means you see things more in the positive side
8. Hot: "Yeah Your alright and everything but I would totally fuck you blind bitch"
9. Cute: "Awwwweee... look a puppy"
10. Amnesia: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.
11. Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
12. Stupid People: Need I say more?
13. Courtsey: The art of yawning with your mouth closed.
14. Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
15. Ink: What a way to put yourself out there...
16. Random: Things you say when your really, really bored or stoned...
17. Kids: Just about the stupidest decission ever.
18. Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
19. Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
20. GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
21. GUM: Adhesive for the hair.
22.KISSING: A means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.
23. LEMONADE STAND: Complicated business venture where Mom buys powdered mix, sugar, lemons, and paper cups, and sets up a table, chairs, pitchers and ice for kids who sit there for three to six minutes and net a profit of 15 cents.
24. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
25. NAIL POLISH: Part of an assortment of make-up items such as lipstick, eyeliner, blush etc. which ironically make Mom look better while making her young daughter look "like a tramp."
26. TARRED: "I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred."
OK... so I'll post more later... I was just really bored...
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