A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human
beings are
the only animals that stutter", she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she
volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked
the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
rottweiler
that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he
jumped
over the fence into our yard!
"That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the
little
girl. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And
before
he could say " Fuck," the rottweiler ate him!"
