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| | chicken..lol |
| created @ 02/17/2009 10:46 am |
| mum expired. [FRIENDS] |
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May today be all you need it to be! Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife,and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died inyour sleep, Ralph..' Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much tolive for. Send me back!' St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back,and that is as a chicken.' Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm nearhis home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers,clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your firstday here?' 'Not bad,' replied Ralph the hen, 'but I have this strange feelinginside. Like I'm gonna explode!' 'You're ovulating,' explained therooster. 'Don 't tell me you've never laid an egg before? ' 'Never,' said Ralph. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster . 'It's no bigdeal.' Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soonlaid another egg--his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay histhird egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wifeyell.....'Ralph! Wake up. You shit the bed!'
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