A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the
class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and
not paying attention. She went back to find out what
was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered
that he had just recently been circumcised and he was
quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the
principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and
ask her what he should do about it. He did it and
returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion
at the back of the room. She went back to investigate
only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis
hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your mom!"
she said "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I
could stick it out till noon , she'd come and pick me
up from school."
KIDS ; DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THEM