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Bear Grylls

Hmm so I been watching a lot of this guy on tv and youtube and been shocked at what I seen Guess thats what he wants u to be I watched in amazement, shouted at him in anger(when he stabbed the turtle with the pen knife), nearly thrown up and watched through my fingers Just could not believe this guy and it seems as if he is a faker from the news report i just read - when he was meant to be living in a jungle on what he could find to eat like bugs and stuff it now seems he was really staying in a 5 star hotel!!! Anyways he says all we see is genuine Go search for him on youtube if you not sen what he is all about and let me know what you think - is he for real or a faker???

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My friend sarah sent me a link to this dating site: http://marry-an-ugly-millionaire-online-dating-agency.com/dating-service/index.php?page=index Are they being serious lol????? WTF

Seminars for men

Please note, the names of some courses have been changed. Attendance for at least 10 of the following courses is mandatory: 1- Combatting Stupidity 2- You Can Do Housework Too 3- PMS: Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut 4- How To Fill An Ice Tray 5- We Do Not Want Sleezy Underthings For Christmas, Give Us Money 6- Understanding The Female Response To Your Coming Drunk At 4:00 7- Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly Called "Don't Wash My Silks") 8- Parenting: No It Does Not End With With Conception 9- Get A Life, Learn To Cook 10- How To Act Like An Asshole When You're Obviousely Wrong 11- Spelling: Even YOU Can Get It Right 12- Understanding Your Financial Incompetence 13- YOU: The Weaker Sex 14- Reasons To Give Flowers 15- How To Stay Awake After Sex 16- Why It Is Not Acceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere In The Washroom 17- Garbage: Getting It To The Curb 18- #101- You CAN Fall Asleep Without It - If You Really Try #102- The Morning Dilemma - If It's "Awake", Take A Shower 19- I'll Wear It If I Damn Well Please 20- How To Put The Toilet Lid Down (Formerly Called " No, It's Not a Bidet) 21- The Weekend and Sports Are NOT Synonymous 22- Give Me A Break: Why We Know Your Excuses Are Bullshit 23- The Remote Control : Overcoming The Dependancy 24- How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost 25- Romanticism: Other Ideas Besides Sex 26- Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes 27- Mother-in-laws: They Are People Too 28- How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children 29- You Too Can Be A Designated Driver 30- Male Bonding: Leave Your Friends At Home 31- Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When You're Naked 32- Changing Your Underware: It Really Works 33- The Attainable Goal: Ommiting The "@#$%^&" From Your Language 34- Fluffing The Blankets After Farting Is Not Necessary
1. What exactly, do two women do together? (Usually asked by a woman) A. It takes too long to explain. A lesbian quickie lasts hours. We lay there and discuss politics until we figure it out. But if you like I`ll show you. How about this evening at six? 2. Which one of you is the man? (Usually asked by a man) A. We`re lesbian, not confused. Look it up! 3. What do your parents think about it? A. They weren`t exactly tickled lavender 4. Do you face any discrimination because you`re -- "that way"? A. None. The lesbian movement is a bodily function that involves the expulsion of our reproductive organs 5. Why are you a lesbian? A. Let me show you a picture of my girlfriend 6. Did anything in your childhood affect your choice? A. Definitely. There was a cute little redhead in my nursery school that I used to take naps with... 7. Why do you have to tell everyone? A. I have a P.C. quota to meet 8. Is one of you "butch" and the other "femme"? A. Yes, but we trade off every time we roll over 9. Do you plan to have children? A. We`re trying! (Wink-wink, nudge-nudge, know what I mean, know what I mean!) 10. But wouldn`t you want your children to be straight? A. And miss the opportunity to be interrogated by the next generation of psych majors?
1. Do not run screaming from the room. This is rude. 2. If you must back away, do so slowly and with discretion. 3. Do not assume she/he is attracted to you. 4. Do not assume he/she is not attracted to you. 5. Do not assume that you are not attracted to her/him. 6. Do not expect him/her to be as excited about meeting a straight person as you may be about meeting a queer person. 7. Do not immediately start talking about your boy/girlfriend or husband/wife in order to make it clear that you are straight. 8. Do not ask them how they got that way. Instead, ask yourself how you got the way you are. 9. Do not assume they are dying to talk about being gay. 10. Do not expect them to refrain from talking about being gay. 11. Do not trivialize their experience by assuming it is a bedroom issue. They are gay twenty-four hours a day.
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