Nosy fucker*: Hey, I have a question for you
->Me: Ask
Nosy fucker: Do you have yahoo messenger?
->Me: Yes
Nosy fucker: whats your yahoo name?
->Me: Why should I tell you that?
Nosy fucker: um to chat?
->Me: I realize that, I'm not dense. Let me rephrase: why would I want to chat with you?
*name has been changed to protect the 'innocent'
Evil of me, I know but what can I say, I'm in a spiteful mood. Bah humbug (does that only apply around Christmas? So what, I'm using it now) and all that.