babydull's blog: "Disclaimer"

So when you're a senior citizen and the government says no heath care for you, what will you do?

One suggestion is to give anyone 65 or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives, Republicans or Democrats it doesn't make a difference. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison, where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need. New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great, New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered....

And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. PLUS, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore!

 

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!?!?!

We believe in one drink, Guinness the almighty; Makers of cans and bottles; Of all that is drunk and un-drunk; We believe in one brewer;Arthur. The only son of Guinness; Eternally begotten of the hops; Hops from hops, barley from barley, True drink from true drink. Begotten, not made Of one distiller of the Father. Through it, all things were made for us men and our salvation. It comes down from St. James Gate. By the power of the market, he became incarnate, and was made a rich man. For our sake, we are crucified under Pontius Prices, Bad pints, suffer hangovers and AA meetings. On the next day we rise again in accordance with our scruples and ascend into oblivion. We come again to judge the living and the dead. We believe in one alcoholic beverage, Brewed and bottled under license. We acknowledge one, Arthur, inventor of the almighty pint Conceived in heaven, and sold on earth. Blessed is the one drink, through one father and many sons Sold under one label and distributed throughout the World. We look for the resurrection of new drinks, And a cure for hangovers, Amen.

WARNING: This person is saracastic as hell. Anything she says or does after 12am is completely and uterly insane. Any actions that this person takes should be viewed as a joke and should a 3rd party be hurt or offended during these actions...they need to get a life. Manufacturer is not responsible for lost or damaged goods upon arrival of this person in your personal space. If you whine or complain that this person has hurt your feeling(s) then this person reserves the right to point and laugh at you for a long time or until you run away. If you would like to submit a complaint to our company, please fax us 17 copies of your 500 word essay stating the reasoning behind your lack of humor and we will get back to you with our response within 7-10 business days. Thank you, Management