Pearls n Levis's blog: "Dunno what you want!"

I'd like to hate myself in the morning And raise a little hell tonight I've got the urge to carouse And maybe raise a few brows Cut loose and pull all the stops out Who cares if they call the cops out I'd like to wake at noon feeling guilty And know that somehow, something isn't quite right I'd like to hate myself in the morning And raise a little hell tonight I'd like to hate myself in the morning And raise a little hell tonight I've got the urge to carouse And maybe raise a few brows Cut loose and pull all the stops out Who cares if they call the cops out I'd like to wake at noon feeling guilty And know that somehow, something isn't quite right I'd like to hate myself in the morning And wonder who I kissed And wonder who I missed I just might hate myself in the morning But what a dandy time tonight! Shirley Bassey

Music: Frank Wildhorn Lyrics: Jack Murphy Day in and out what my life's all about Are the things that you find far too boring Washing and cooking and staying good-looking While you get to do the ignoring Will it ever be my turn to say where we're going? Will it ever be my life that we're planning for? I've been living this way for so long without growing I want more I need attention not mere condescension But you just don't get the distinction Pushing and shoving does not equal loving Which seems on the brink of extinction What became of the prince who was oh, so disarming? What became of the sweet man at my beck-and-call? Could it be that Prince Charming turned out not so Charming After all? I want magic carpets, I want true romance I want moonlight cruises to the South of France And I want kisses that go on for days I want more than this is in so many ways I want more full-filling I want equal billing I want champagne chilling at the door So, in short, I'm saying if you want me I want more! When did the me that I so long to be Lose her natural sense of direction? When did the you that I'm turning into Get a trifle too tense for affection? Can we ever get over This thing about winning? Can we ever recapture a moment that's past? If we simply begin with a brand new beginning Will it last? I want Shakespeare sonnets, I want oohs and aahhs I want long-stem roses in a Gucci vase And I want kisses that go on for days I want more than this is in so many ways I want more relating I want less debating I want all that I've been waiting for So, in case you're listening, if you want me I want more! I want to fly through that storybook sky Where two people in love always travel I want to be like some deep mystery That you simply can't wait to unravel I want to soar ten feet off the floor When you walk through the door Like I used to before... I want magic carpets, I want true romance I want moonlight cruises to the South of France And I want kisses that go on for days I want more than this is in so many ways I want more full-filling I want equal billing I want champagne chilling at the door So, in short, I'm saying if you want me Give me more relating Give me less debating Give me all those things I'm waiting for So, in case you're listening, if you want me Really want me, if you want me... I want more!

Coin Operated Boy The Dresden Dolls coin operated boy sitting on the shelf he is just a toy but i turn him on and he comes to life automatic joy that is why i want a coin operated boy made of plastic and elastic he is rugged and long-lasting who could ever ever ask for more love without complications galore many shapes and weights to choose from i will never leave my bedroom i will never cry at night again wrap my arms around him and pretend.... coin operated boy all the other real ones that i destroy cannot hold a candle to my new boy and i'll never let him go and i'll never be alone not with my coin operated boy...... this bridge was written to make you feel smittener with my sad picture of girl getting bitterer can you extract me from my plastic fantasy i didnt think so but im still convinceable will you persist even after i bet you a billion dollars that i'll never love you will you persist even after i kiss you goodbye for the last time will you keep on trying to prove it? i'm dying to lose it... i want it i want you i want a coin operated boy. and if i had a star to wish on for my life i cant imagine any flesh and blood could be his match i can even take him in the bath coin operated boy he may not be real experienced with girls but i know he feels like a boy should feel isnt that the point that is why i want a coin operated boy with his pretty coin operated voice saying that he loves me that hes thinking of me straight and to the point that is why i want a coin operated boy. copyright 2002 amanda palmer

We say some dumb stuff around the New Year. Frankly, I'm tired of it already. There are more myths, rumors and lies spread about the New Year than there are in the presidential debates. I'm going to be the one to call them out. All of them! I'm talking about the lies, not the candidates. I'll start with my favorite myth: "New Year = New You" The calendar we use today was created centuries ago when we were an agrarian society. It was invented primarily for two purposes: farming and performing rituals. It was never meant for "naming and claiming" your new Mercedes or losing the weight from the food you just packed in your gut over the holidays. Do you want to know a surefire way to guarantee you'll be right back in this same position next year? Vow to start an extreme lifestyle makeover in January and hope the Calendar God on High anoints you with the miraculous changes you desire. Summons his power with incantations such as, "This is my year" and "It's gonna be great in 2008." Let the church say, "Amen!" For the record, the New Year can be an effective goal-setting tool, but it is useless unless it is accompanied by some effort. A new year alone won't yield any new results! For example, if I gave you a Quantum Physics exam on December 31st, unless you are freakishly smart, you probably wouldn't pass it. If I gave you the same test one day later on January 1st, what do you think the result would be? Exactly. You would be, as Aunt Ester would from Sanford and Son would say, a "fish-eyed fool" if you think flipping a page in the calendar is going to put some knowledge in your head that wasn't there previously. The calendar alone will not change your IQ, weight, credit score, income, or any other facet of your life. What it will do is provide you an easy-to-measure start date on improving them. And it will also get your hear started on the wrong track. Putting off needed changes is the hidden culprit that causes your goals to fail. Research has proven that eight out of 10 people quit New Year's resolutions before January is over. These so-called "must do" modifications don't even last 30 days! The reason why is simple: folks who really want to change don't wait! You tell me: When is the best time to stop smoking? When is the best time to start telling your family that you love them? When is the best time to stop hanging around people who irritate you? When is the best time to begin praying instead of trying to figure everything out on your own? When is the best time to start trusting yourself instead of second-guessing abilities? Even the most motivationally-challenged among us would declare that today is the best day for all of these, not next year, next month or even next week. TODAY! When you're really serious about getting results, you start TODAY! You don't play the "let me just get one more in" game. Last time was truly the LAST TIME. This is how people who are sick and tired of being sick and tired approach their goals. If you don't hate it, you will tolerate it! I'm going to stop here before I lose a friend. Okay. . .I can't leave you like this so I'll give this to you quickly: Rank your resolutions You are where you are because of a set of habits you've formed. Don't deceive yourself by thinking you can undo all your habits overnight. It doesn't work that way. You're your way into it. Instead of pledging 10 brand new, completely unrelated habits, take the top three and ditch the rest for now. This way, the changes will feel a lot more manageable and natural, not stressful and overwhelming. Restructure your resolutions This is the fun part! While most people are foolishly trying to hold on to resolutions they aren't resolved to keep, you're going to do something very different. Don't focus on the yearly goals. Don't focus quarterly or monthly goals either. Set weekly goals. Instead of saying "I want to lose 10 pounds this month," you can say "I am losing 2.5 pounds this week," which amounts to only 5.7 ounces per day. This is seems so much easier, doesn't it! Heck, you can lose that by not super sizing your combo meal! Yard by yard, it's hard. Inch by inch, it's a synch! Johnathan Sprinkles

Since I'm in Texas...... A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket, and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?" "Texas, sir," the boy replied. "Well, why did you leave Texas?" the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and football players down there." "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Texas." "What position did she play?"

Don’t you hate when people say that phrase? “I don’t give a shit.” Well, who wants to receive a shit? Or when people say, “I’m going to take a shit,” is it the same shit the people who do give a shit gave away? It’s questions like these that keep me up all night. And I wonder why I can’t ever seem to keep my eyes open at work. But then again, I really don’t give a shit. I don’t take shits either. I leave them. I don’t give them, but I leave them. If someone else wants to take them, so be it, but I’m not a shit-giver. I hope I’m making my point here. But we have to look at this through multiple angles. Some people just say, “Shit!” when something goes wrong, as if that’s going to do anything to rectify the situation. Then there’s the whole, “shit out of luck” phrase that doesn’t make any f***ing sense. But we still listen to it, try to understand what it means, and then use it ourselves. I know for a fact that this is why I can’t have nice things.

Fuck you number ONE OK PEOPLE STOP POSTING GOODNIGHTS ON BULLETINS. ITS NOT LIKE FUBAR IS UR FUCKING HUSBAND OR WIFE TO SAY GOOD NIGHT DUMBASS. Fuck you number TWO Don't ever post pictures and say: "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. If you do you're a fucking moron. Fuck you number THREE NOBODY cares about threats over the internet, so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still retarded. Fuck you number FOUR Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "What's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up, Asshole.... Fuck you number FIVE If you have decided to read this, you are a true Fubar Friend. Real friends read their bulletins, except for the ones about those fucking ringtones.... Fuck you number SIX I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains Fuck you number SEVEN If you open a bulletin and it says something like repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape you tonight, or some dead bitch is going to rape your mom - quit being dumb! Fuck you number EIGHT. Fubar was created to to have fun and chat with friends. Quit trying to check up on your ex!! Come on, now, people, its called stalking...you might as well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars.

LOL.. I figured what the heck! It's getting to be that time of year again. These are a few of my favorite soup recipes! They are all quick, cheap and easy to make. NACHO POTATO SOUP 1 package (5 -1/4 ounces) au gratin potatoes 1 can (11 ounces) whole kernel corn, drained 1 can (10 ounces) diced tomatoes and green chilies, undrained 2 cups water 2 cups milk 2 cups cubed process American cheese Dash hot pepper sauce, optional In a large saucepan (3 quart), combine the contents of the potato package, corn, tomatoes and water; cover and simmer for 15-18 minutes or until potatoes are tender. Add milk, cheese and hot pepper sauce if desired; cook and stir until the cheese is melted. YIELD: 6 - 8 servings (2 quarts) PIZZA SOUP 1-1/4 cups sliced fresh mushrooms ½ cup finely chopped onion 1 teaspoon vegetable oil 2 cups water 1 can (15 ounces) pizza sauce 1 cup chopped pepperoni 1 cup chopped fresh tomatoes ½ cup cooked Italian sausage ¼ teaspoon Italian seasoning ¼ cup grated Parmesan cheese Shredded mozzarella cheese In a large saucepan, saute mushrooms and onion in oil for 2-3 minutes or until tender. Add water, pizza sauce, peppeoni, tomatoes, sausage and Italian seasoning. Bring to a boil over medium heat. Reduce heat; cover and simmer for 20 minutes, stirring occasionally. Before serving, stir in Parmesan cheese. Garnish with mozzarella cheese. YIELD: 4 servings. QUICK & EASY CHICKEN TORTILLA SOUP 4 cans (Family size) Chicken & Rice Soup 1 can diced tomatoes and green chilies, undrained 1 can diced tomatoes, undrained 2 can chicken (I usually boil several chicken breasts instead) 1 can corn, drained 1 can black beans, drained Tortilla chips Shredded cheese Put all ingredients except the last two into a large pot. Cook on medium until hot. Serve over tortilla chips. Garnish with shredded cheese.