My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference.
Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poli', meaning 'many', and the word 'tics', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
