1. There would be a "Rehearsal Dinner Kegger" Party.
2. Bridesmaids would wear matching blue-jean cutoffs and halter-tops.
3. Tuxes would have team logos on the back and the Nike shoes would have matching team colors.
4. Vows would mention cooking and sex specifically, but omit that "forsaking all others" part.
5. The couple would leave the ceremony in a souped up '69 Camaro or some other Chevy with racing tires and flame designs on the side of the car. Better yet, a Harley!
6. Big, slobbery dogs would be eligible for the role of Best Man.
7. Tailgate receptions.
8. Instead of a sit-down dinner or a buffet, there would be a hog roast or buckets of chicken, pizza, and plenty of barbecue.
9. The "bride's father pays" tradition could stay.
10. All dance-floor songs would be by Iggy and the Stooges, Ted Nugent, the Smashing Pumpkins, 2Pac, and Sir Mix-A-Lot.
