Rikk A Mortis's blog: "Guy Stuff"

Ok this is my 1st CT rant, so bear with me. I just got back from the local grocery store to pick up a pack of smokes. As I stood and watched the poor girl ring me up, I handed her my coupon for 'buy 1 get 1 free' from my friends at Camel and was shocked that even with the coupon and the grocery store 'savings' card, my smokes rang up to $6.11. Now, maybe I'm naive, but didnt we just vote against the sales tax increase on cigarettes? What the fuck? How did it go from $4 a pack last week to $6.11 this week. Fuck all these commie, bullshit, liberal law makers who are oh so willing to jack up our taxes at will, without notice. They do it at the grocery store, to small business owners, at the gas pumps, damn near every where. I dont know about you, but I'm fucking sick of this shit. FUCK!!!! Ok, theres more but it wont fit here so fuck it!

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10. Oh no... a flash headache. 11. (giggle and point) 12. Can I be honest with you? 13. How sweet, you brought incense. 14. This explains your car. 15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 16. Why is God punishing me? 17. At least this won't take long. 18. I never saw one like that before. 19. But it still works, right? 20. It looks so unused. 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 23. Are you cold? 24. If you get me real drunk first. 25. Is that an optical illusion? 26. What is that? 27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 28. Does it come with an air pump? 29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. 30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird.