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created on 11/06/2009 | http://fubar.com/h-r-l-h-g-l/b317992

posted on 12/15/2009&nbs-08:00;@&nbs-08:00;04:12&nbs-08:00;am

If you are from Michigan you will understand!!
http://fubar.com/if-you-are-from-michigan-you-will-understand/b317992-1091379

Are you aware that Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan?

Read on. (Pretty funny and accurate!!)

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Michigan.

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Michigan.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Michigan.

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Michigan.

If someone in a store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you might live in Michigan.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you
Might live in Michigan.

If you have worn shorts and a coat at the same time, you might live in Michigan.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Michigan.

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Michigan.

You know you're a true MICHIGANIAN/MICHIGANDER when:

1. "Vacation" means going up north on I-75.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard wthout flinching.
6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10.Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11.You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
12.You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
13.Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
14.You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
15.Down South to you means Ohio.
16.A brat is something you eat.
17.Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.
18.You go out to fish fry every Friday.
19.Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
20.You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
21.You find 0 degrees "a little chilly".
22.You drink pop and bake with soda.
23.Your doctor tells you to drink Vernors and you know it's not medicine.
24.You can actually drink Vernors without coughing.
25.You know what a Yooper is.
26.You think owning a Honda is Un-American.
27.You know that UP is a place, not a direction.
28.You know it's possible to live in a thumb.
29.You understand that when visiting Detroit , the best thing to wear is a Kevlar vest.

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posted on 12/06/2009&nbs-08:00;@&nbs-08:00;11:12&nbs-08:00;am

Used vs. Loved
http://fubar.com/used-vs-loved/b317992-1089846

Used vs. Loved

While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked up a
stone and scratched lines on the side of the car. In anger, the man took
the child's hand and hit it many times; not realizing he was using a
wrench.

At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures.

When the child saw his father.....with painful eyes he asked,
'Dad when will my fingers grow back?'

The man was so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kicked
it a lot of times. Devastated by his own actions........sitting in front of
that car he looked at the scratches; the child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'.

The next day that man committed suicide. . Anger and Love have no
limits; choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely life..... Things
are to be used and people are to be loved, But the problem in today's
world is that, People are used and things are loved...

During the day, be careful to keep this thought in mind: Things
are to be used, but People are to be loved ... Be yourself....This is
the only day we HAVE. Have a nice day Watch your thoughts; they become
words. Watch your words; they become actions.

Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits they become
character; Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

I'm glad a friend forwarded this to me as a reminder..
If you don't pass this on to anybody, nothing bad will happen; if you do,
you will have ministered to someone.

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posted on 11/13/2009&nbs-08:00;@&nbs-08:00;01:11&nbs-08:00;pm

DOES THIS MAKE SENSE??
http://fubar.com/does-this-make-sense/b317992-1084077

Let me see if I understand all this....

* IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

* IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

* IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU JUST PLAIN GET SHOT.

* BUT, IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET:
          A DRIVERS LICENSE,
          SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
          WELFARE,
          FOOD STAMPS, and
          FREE HEALTH CARE?

WTF???

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posted on 11/06/2009&nbs-08:00;@&nbs-08:00;08:11&nbs-08:00;am

WHAT's ON MY MIND???
http://fubar.com/what-s-on-my-mind/b317992-1081060

Well there are a few things that are weighing heavy on my brain. I dont beleive that I am on Fubar to try and start any DRAMA for anyone. I cant wrap my head around the idea that someone out there would deliberately come to my page to start some. My personal life is just that PERSONAL. There are a few close friends on here that know somewhat of my real life, most do not! If I havent told you then its obvious that I dont want you to know. My problem is that im sick and tired of people assuming they know what is going on in my life and try and start drama.

If you are unhappy in your own life dont come and try to make me unhappy as well. If one of your ex's moves on, do the same MOVE ON! There is no adult out there that should stoop to an elementary level and contact their new partner about ANYTHING!!! I am for the most part a caring and giving person, show respect, not just for me but for yourself as well.

One last thought--I DONT GO OUT OF MY WAY TO SHOW UP ON YOUR PAGE SO DONT GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO COME TO MINE!!

THANK YOU

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