.. I would do this...LOL
Body: One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply could not let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
He hollered to his wife, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear? She replied with a snicker..."It's not talcum powder...It's 'Miracle Grow'."
