One Point Dares
>
>1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
>2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears
>and grimace.
>3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,
>"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
>4. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
>5. While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors
>open.
>6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and
>pretend it wasn't you.
>7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."
>8. Don't use any punctuation.
>9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected
>sigh.
>10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.
>
>Three Point Dares
>
>1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with
>double-barrelled fingers.
>2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the
>nozzle.
>3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
>4. Every time you get an email, shout 'email'.
>5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got
>over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
>6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout, "dagnamit,
>it's happened again!". Then do it again.
>7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then
>wink and pout.
>8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any
>p*rnography web sites.
>
>Five Point Dares
>
>1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
>conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you
>actually launch into it yourself).
>2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
>growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
>3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".
>4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a
>number two".
>5. When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off some fake
>conversation with the words, 'she can abort it for all I care'.
>6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As
>in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.
>7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and
>mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
>8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my
>witness, I'll never go hungry again!"
>9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do
>you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
>10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash
>each biscuit with your fist.
>11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the
>door.
>12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
>13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
>14. Sign or pp all letters with your initials and a swastika.
>15. Dry hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough
>embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll
>see you tonight".
