DemonicSin's blog: "hmmmmmm..."

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American Beer Brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead/knees. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

i have this strange occurance...i talk to all these beauifully sexy women online...i can talk to them for hours on end. Yet if i walk up to a random woman on the street, they look at me like i'm some freak of nature just because i'm talking to them. WTF??? now i know that i'm not brad pitt or anything...but i'm far from ugly, so what the hell gives??? is the RL so stuck up that they can't even say hello? now i do get smiles from time to time, and i do smile back...but if i took that smile and just said hello, they run like crazy...hmmm...here's an idea for all you ladies and guys who don't know how this works...go say hello to some random person on the street and try to start a conversation with them...you'd probably be suprised at how many people look at you like a weirdo...here's a hint...BE FRIENDLY PEOPLE!!! i'm not out to sell you insurance i just want to say hi :)...anyways...enough ranting for one day...later all