Spirited Soul's blog: "humor"

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WHY MEN AREN�T SECRETARIES Husband's note on refrigerator for wife: Someone from the Gyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal. I didn't know you liked beer __________________________________________ Grandpa was driving with his nine year old granddaughter and beeped the horn. She turned and looked at him for an explanation..He said, "Sorry, I did that by accident". The little girl said, "I know you did Grandpa." He replied, "How did you know it was an accident?".. She said, "Because you didn't say "asshole" afterwards!" ========================================= An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.

DO U HAVE A VAGINA ? A housewife is at home when she hears a knock on the door. When she opens the door a man asks her if she has a vagina. The woman slams the door in disbelief at what a stranger has just asked her. The same thing happens for three days and the woman decides to tell her husband. The husband says to the wife, "Tomorrow I am not going to work, and when the man asks if you have a vagina,say 'yes' and I will be hiding behind the door." The next day, the man comes again, and when the woman opens the door he asks if she has a vagina. The woman says, "Yes". The man then said, "Good, then please tell your husband to stop having sex with my wife!