Miss Poohbear's blog: "hunny pots"

Sex is like math u add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs and pray like hell u dont multiply = sex is awesome

Beer doesnt make u FAT! It makes you LEAN.....Against walls, tables, chairs, floors and other people.

Never make a man a priority when he only makes you an option.

98% of drivers say "OH SHIT" when they hit the ditch. The other 2% are from North Dakota, and they say "Hold my beer and watch this shit"