Hey, guess what? When you compliment me and then ask if I'm fake, the compliment goes unheard.
Here are the funny aspects:
#1. If I WAS fake, I'd put up pictures where of someone prettier or perhaps thinner. Thanks, all, but not to feign modesty... I AM REALLY NOT THAT GOOD LOOKING. AT LEAST, these pictures are not good enough to use in a fake profile. Thanks for the vote of confidence, though.
#2. If I WAS fake, what would I answer if I was?
Yes, I am a fake. No, I am not a fake. Q: Are you fake? A: Move on to another profile, incest survivor.
#3. If I WAS fake, I'd use someone else's pics who I was enemies with and make up some profile about being an amazing whore who did awesome tricks with my poop shute. Not go to some trouble on CHERRYTAP (of all places) and write about how I like basketball.
#4. Ask Christy Landsell who I work with. She is my assistant manager, and who told me about lost cherry. Or ask (Brandon) bdykzeul who I IM on yahoo on a regular basis (*photoshare, etc.) and talk to on the phone.
#5. If you have read this far, you really care way too much about me. So, comment on my page and type in "she's not fake bitches!" and I'll comment on your page with another photo for your time. Because this blog is hella long.
#6. For anyone so kind as to buy me a digital camera.. I will put it to good use :)
