MONTH YOU WERE BORN IN
January------I slapped
Feburary----I stabbed
March-----I screwed a
April-------I shot
May------I stabbed
June-----I hugged
July----I kissed
August------- I killed
September-------I humped
October-----I hijacked
November------I jumped
December-----I bitched slapped
DAY YOU WERE BORN
1-----a penguin
2-----a jar of peanut butter
3-----a lawn mower
4-----emma roberts
5----jamie lynn spears
6----sean flynn
7----a saw
8---a peanut butter cookie
9----your sister's pants
10---your mom
11---the wiggles
12---barney
13---ur brother
14---a dog
15---pablo
16---a mexican
17----the backyardigans
18---lindsey lohan
19----a brownie
20---paris hilton
21---ellen degerernes
22---a yeti
23---a moose
24---a kangaroo
25---martin van buren
26---a bouncy ball
27--a virgin
28---a cowboy
29---myself
30---a butterfly
31---a hippo
COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT
Black--------cuz that bitch diserved it!
Pink---------cuz im in love
yellow----------cuz the voices told me to.
Blue----------cuz i can do that shit
Green--------cuz dat bitch stole my taco
Purple--------cuz i can
Gray---------- cuz thats how i roll
No shirt--------cuz someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----cuz das how i roll.
red-------cuz i was high
Maroon-----cuz i was drunk.
Teal-----cuz it was illegal
Brown-----cuz im emo
Caramel----cuz Charlie told me too.
Striped------cuz ur mom said so
turquoise-------cuz i love it
Tan----------cuz he/she is fine
white--------cuz i'm a
