Wilde Hearte Fu Goddess's blog: "I Wanna LICK Bob!!"

Well, I am here to tell you that I think I found (well, someone else did, but i'm borrowin' it) the most sexilicious fucking picture of Bob that I have EVER seen!! I know you people out there are tired of me saying I Wanna LICK BOB, so I figured since I came across that photo I found myself wandering into new territory. And I felt a new feeling come over me. I just knew that I wanna lick Bob's finger...you know like you see in the films no one talks about! Well, not maybe that raunchy but more like dippin' the tip of Bob's finger in some exotic chocolate sauce and then lettin' him gently rub it across my lips. And then oh so gently I lick Bob's finger...of course, all this happens once I've gotten him so fucking drunk that lettin' a fat lady with sultry blue eyes ravish his long ass finger just seemed like a good idea at the time. Well, maybe that might seem farfetched for you, but from my end of the street all paths lay ahead of me. Anything is possible...even a BADASS ROCKSTAR like KID ROCK lovin' and a lickin' little ol' me. Maybe my tits ain't fake and my ass damn sure ain't perky, but I got what it takes to make all them stripper chicks look a damn sight worse in Bob's sexy little wink! I can DRINK MORE THAN THEY CAN and I wanna lick Bob's FINGER...hello, need I say more??? just a little personal note from the desk of THE LOVIN' TO LICK WILDE FUBAR'D GODDESS herself...oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 6:54 PM - 1 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

I wanna lick Bob. There is really no other way to put it. Kid Rock. The man is most likely the sexiest mother fucker I have ever had the pleasure to lay my pretty blue eyes on. His presence alone sends chills and little ol' goosebumps right down my spine. You know, the way ELVIS did all those women back in the day. Of course, though, Bob is one serious BadAss. That's the rub, really. He's from way up there and me, well, I'm just a redneck from Texas--fat, non-glamourous, and definitely not in his league. But, wouldn't it be nice if one day he were to bump into me and think "DAMN," then cast me one of his sexy little winks. Later, after a few too many I could say, "I wanna lick you, Bob." And he would just wink at me again and we would live happily ever after.