Iceman's blog: "Illegals"

created on 05/27/2010 | http://fubar.com/illegals/b332879

posted on 06/13/2010&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;09:06&nbs-07:00;am

TOUGH SHIT AMIGO
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Tough shit, Amigo

A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee outside an Arizona immigration office.

"Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and eight children."

The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them."

The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING!-- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!

"What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go."

The refugee claimant now got bolder. "I need a big house with a three car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country.. I want to bring them all over here" --- and -- PING!-- in the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay.
"One more wish", said the fairy, waving her wand.

"Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this sombrero. And I want to have white skin like Americans" ---and --- PING! -- The man was transformed - wearing worn out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.

"What happened to my new teeth?" He wailed, "Where is my new house?"

(THIS IS GOOD . . . . . . . .NO, ACTUALLY THIS IS VERY GOOD . . . . . . .)

The fairy said:
"Tough shit, Amigo, Now that you are a White American, you have to fend for yourself."

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posted on 06/06/2010&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;10:06&nbs-07:00;am

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Did you know that the words "race car" spelled backwards
still spells "race car"? That "eat" is the only word that, if you
take the 1st letter and move it to the last, spells its past tense,
"ate"? And if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants,"
and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Go home you
free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making,
violent, non-English-speaking assholes, and take those other
hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding,
goat-loving, raggedy-ass bastards with you?"
How weird is that?

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