Whether you do it tonight (Friday), tomorrow night (Saturday), or on Halloween (Tuesday), getting Crunk is required like dressing up. Hopefully you've moved past walking from door to door in a greedy attempt to suck the world dry of all chocolate, nougat, caramel, gummy-things, gum, taffy, licorice, suckers, and any other drug-laced goodies you can think of. Instead, I pray that you have graduated, as I have, to a greedy bar to bar attempt to suck the world dry of all beer, whiskey, tequila, gin, rum, vodka, wine-coolers, and any other drug-laced alcohol you can think of. I may not be a zombie, but I'll be walking like one by the end of the night. I may not be a vampire, but hopefully I'l be sucking on some innocent girls neck by the end of the night. I may not be a werewolf, but i will be howling at the moon by the end of the night. I may not be a wizard/warlock, but I can garuantee I will be flying high be the end of the night. This is the way I intend to celebrate All Hallows Eve, I highly recommend that you all follow suit and make outstanding memories that you may not remember.
