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Today in school..... (yes changed Jobs)
Little girl says to me
"I just can't stop seeing your face" lol
Day two of my new employment
Today in daycare.....
"Hey Pnut, I do this to my brother *sticks middle finger high in the air* at home"
I say "Mr A, you are not allowed to do that at daycare, and I'm pretty sure your Mum doesn't let you do that at home either"
He says "yeah, that's why I do it outside"
rofl
Today in Daycare!... "B!" I call out into the yard and wait for a response "What Shell" comes the response from someone who was not B..."Is your name B?" I ask... a cheeky devilish giggle was the reply I got.
So I am informed this week that Chicken Curry will make your bum Firey!
Seriously these little people crack me up!
after packing away the yard to early, clearly some of the staff were a little bit to keen to go home... we decided to play whats the time mister wolf, after the fact that duck duck goose was little success, so the kids line up the wolf at the other end of the yard... and as they do we all call out "whats the time mister wolf?", except for the loudest little girl i know who yells at the top of her voice
"whats the time mister clock?"
theres a little boy who is obsessed with reading a thomas the tank engine book its his fav so we read it regularly usually 3 5 12 times a day, anyway its about a tank engine getting a wash so half way through the story i ask him
"do you have a bath to get washed?"
"nah" he replies
"do you have a shower?"
"nah"
"does mum take you out the backyard and hose you down?"
"yeah"
lol
Standing in the shade near the clam shell pools during water play one of the boys in my class was sitting in there playing happily amongst it like most children, he takes the hat off his head dunks it in the water filling it up turns to me and says "shell i just need to keep the water in my hat" i say ok and he puts it back on his head then decides to exit the clam shell pools stopping in the grass looking over to the fort where his friend was playing he yells out to him "hey i got water in my hat!!..... see!!!" pulls his hat off looks in it then shouts back to his friend " hey did you steal my water?!?"
one day during afternoon tea i decided to sit with a group of boys, one of which was eating a carrot.. and as i try to do given the oppertunity i tell them things i was told as a kid one of which was.. "did you know if you eat carrots you see really well in the dark".. to which they believed me and chimed in "yeah i eat lots of carrots thats why i see so good in the dark"... lol
Today during quiet time about three or four girls were sitting around playing with the lego i happened to catch some of their conversation as i stood over by the door just filling in the paperwork. i had partially heard something mentioned about a baby in a tummy when a little girl said to the other " no you have to go to uni first then get a job before you have a baby"
