I urgently needed a few days off, but knew the boss would not allow me to
take sick leave. I thought maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to
take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny
noises.
My coworker (who is blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her I was
pretending to be a light bulb so the boss would think I was crazy and let me
have a few days off.
A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked "What are you
doing?"
I told him that I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out.
Go home and get some rest for a few days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my coworker (the blonde) followed me, the boss said to her, "And where
do you think you are going?"
You will love this...
She said, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark!"