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It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

ADULT QUESTIONS HERE. IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT, DON'T READ! 1. How many people have you fucked? I'm pleading the 5th 2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash....out of these 12 drugs how many have you done? 2 3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF? No 4. Ever paid for sex? No 5. Ever been married? Yes 6. Ever been divorced? Yes 7. If you had to pick one whats your fav sexual position? on top 8. Do you own any guns? not any more 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? No 10. Ever been to rehab? No 11. Ever do anything gay sexually? yes 12. Ever fuck anyone that you met on myspace or aol or any other instant message service? Not that I met on....but I do have those that I have dated that are on one or more of those... 13. Ever have cam sex? yes 14. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? No 15. How many states have you lived in? a few 16. How many countries have you lived in? just USA 17. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night? Maybe.... 18. Ever have cyber sex? Yes 19. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs? nope 20. Ever had anal sex? No 21. Ever been paid for sex? Ummm NO! 22. Ever hired a PI to follow someone? Nope 23. Ever bang your friends man/woman? Ah, NO 24. Ever taken any naked pictures? Yes 25. Ever taken any pictures during the act? Yes 26. Ever masturbate in front of your partner? Yes 27. Ever video taped sex? Yes 28. Fake tits or real tits??? Nothing bought or paid for here! 29. Ever watch someone die? unfortunately, yes 30. How long has it been since you had sex? the other week 31. Name your favorite beer. Corona w/lime 32. Ever have phone sex? Yes 33. Have you ever had sex outside? Yes 34. Have you ever had sex w/ a toy? Yes 35. Have you ever had sex w/ a beer bottle? NO!! 36. Have you ever had sex w/ your bf/gf's best friend? No 37. Would you have sex w/ your bf/gf's best friend? No 38. Have you ever had sex with someone you really didn't want to have sex with? No 39. Have you ever had a one night stand ? Not technically... 40. Would you want a one night stand ? No 41. Do you remember your first sexual partner? Yes 42. Have you ever had a 3 some ? If yes what type? Yes, 2 female and 1 male 43. what about a 4 some ? No 44. Do you like to dress up for your man or do you like a woman to dress up for you in a sexy outfit ? I guess so.... 45. Have you ever had sex on a car's hood ? Yes 47. Have you ever had sex in a car ? Yes 48. Have you ever had oral at your parent's house ? Yes 49. Have you ever had sex in your parent's house ? Yes 50. When was the last time you had sex ? repeat question 51. When was the last time you had oral? the other week 52. What is you favorite postion ? another repeat question 53. How many girls/guys have you been with ? what's with the repeat question? 54. Ever have anal sex? repeat 55. Would you do it again ? Not willing to try! 56. What is your ultimate turn on ? Nipples... 57. Which is your favorite morning sex, mid day sex , late night sex? Just getting it. 58. Do you wake up horney ? Occasionally 59. Do you like to be awakened with oral ? Of course, Only way I don't mind being awoken! 60. Can you remember your best sex partner? Of course..

1. How many tattoos do you have? 5...& holding 2. When did you get your first tattoo? 2002 3. What was your first tattoo? 2 red hearts with the initials "A" and "C" for my kids with tribal below. I have since added another heart with a "J" for my name. All three letter......JAC also are my brother's initials, Jason Anthony Ciervo, who passed away in 1996( it's located on my left shoulder) 4. Which tattoo is closest to your heart? literally and personally, my first one; because it has dual and sentimental meaning. 5. Do you have a matching tattoo with someone? No 6. Do you have a tattoo that someone messed up? No 7. Do you have anyone's name tattooed on you? Only initials. 8. What was the most painful tattoo you received? my lastest one, done last week. On the back of my neck. My name in Chinese---Jennifer Lynn 9. Have you ever cried during a tattoo? No 10. hmm... i guess theres no question here. ???? 11. Do you have a tattoo that you constantly have to explain? yes, my first one. 12. Have you ever gotten an infection from a tattoo? No 13. What is the longest session you've ever sat straight? 40 min.---my butt erfly on the small of my back 14. What is the biggest tattoo that you have and how long did it take? My butt erfly. It's about 6 inches across the small of my back. 15. Have you ever gotten a tattoo of something just because it was funny or shocking? No 16. Do you have any unfinished projects on you right now? no 17. Has anyone (i.e. parents or girlfriend/boyfriend) gotten pissed over a tattoo you got? No, but my Mom cried when I had the "J" heart added to my left shoulder in rememberence of my baby brother. I had it done the week of his 6th anniversary. 18. Do you have any tattoos in places that most people don't get to see unless they see you naked? yes....but I have pics posted, so I don't nessecarily need to be naked for others to see them. 19. Do you have any people tattooed on you? No 20. Are you worried about what your tattoos will look like when you’re old? Not a bit 21. Do you regret having gotten any of your tattoos? No 22. Would you consider ever getting any of your tattoos removed? Nope 23. What are you going to get for your next tattoo? I think my lastest was my last. But of course I've said that before and they are very addicting. 24. Do you think members of the opposite sex with alot of tattoos are hot? Depends what you consider alot?! 25. Are you unfortunate enough to have an armband tattoo? what is wrong with armband tats? I don't personally want one, but guys with them are HOT! 26. How many people have tattooed you? Only 1....Dave @ The Cage, St. Petersburg, Florida

ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. Also cover yourself up no one wants to see your shit. The captions under your picture that say "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "aren't i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. You're pathetic, stop begging for attention. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics... even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please put some variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 8 different ways. SEVEN Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend; that's what's up! EIGHT Little 6th graders who have CherryTap and look like sluts, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here. Go play with the children on MySpace. NINE I never judge race, sex, or age... but please if you aren't at least 21 don't bother trying to add me or e-mail me. I'm probably as old as your Parents already. Ten (Sorry this is my biggest Bitch) Collecting Votes... gimme a break. I know this site is all about points and reaching higher levels. That's cool and it's fun, but keep it fun. Don't go around soliciting my vote. I don't give a shit about your vote if you're going to try to make me feel guilty for getting it. I did this for me and me alone. So don't tell me you voted for me and would I return the favor. Trust me I won't, but if I did I wouldn't tell you anyway. Don't be shocked if I suddenly start giving you a ton of points. It's probably because I felt we have something in common or you are one of the few people on here who are intelligent enough to just be yourself and be real. ELEVEN If you have decided to read this, you are a REAL "CherryTap" Friend. Real friends read their bulletins. Real friends won't be offended by this and will probably be laughing and agreeing. TWELVE My challenge to you... I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains (if they have them). So feel free to copy and paste it as a blog or bulletin on your site. THIRTEEN And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "repost this in 10 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight, " IT'S NOT REAL!!!!!!!!! QUIT BEING AN IDIOT !!!!!!!! AND PLEASE DON'T FORWARD THE SHIT TO ME!!!!!