This morning on the Beltway,
I looked over to my left and there was a
man
In a brand new
Cadillac
Doing 65 mph
takeing on his phone
I looked away
For a couple seconds !
And when I looked back he was
Halfway over in my lane,
still takeing on his phone
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped
My electric shaver ,
Which knocked
The donut
Out of my other hand.
In all
The confusion of trying
To straighten out the car
Using my knees against
The steering wheel,
Damn men drivers!!
