OILFIELD TRASH's blog: "joke of the day"

So, Farrah Fawcet dies and goes to heaven. God grants her one wish so. she tells God that she wants all of the children on earth to be SAFE.............so God killed Michael Jackson.

There's this guy and he's drowning. So. a cow walks by and says " hey do you need any help"? and the guy says " No thanks God will save me". so, the cow leaves. A couple of seconds later another cow walks by and says " do you need me to save you"? and the guy says " No thanks God will save me". so the cow leaves. The guy drowns and goes to heaven and sees God and asks Him " Why didn't you save me"?  God replied " I sent you TWO talking cows what more did you want"?

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Blonde using secret deodorant reads directions, remove top and push up bottom. Blonde says " well, im topless and it hurts to walk but, my farts smell AMAZING"!