A man walks into a drug store with his 8-ear old son. They happen to walk
by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.
Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health
class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of three
and asks, "Why are there three in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE
for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for
Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the
boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up
a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married
men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March . . ."
