Dj 0men's blog: "joke"

 GHOST SEX

 A professor at the Oklahoma University was giving a lecture on the
 supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks,
 'How many
 people here believe in ghosts?' About 90 students raise their hands.

 'Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do
 any of you think you have seen a ghost?' About 40 students raise
 their hands.

 'That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
 anyone here ever talked to a ghost?' About 15 students raise their
 hand.

 'Has anyone here ever touched a ghost? Three students raise their
 hands.

 'That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further....Have
 any of you ever made love to a ghost? Way in the back, Bubba raises
 his hand.

 The professor takes off his glasses, and says 'Son, all the years
 I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made
 love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
 experience.'

 The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to
 make his way up to the podium.

 When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So,
 Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'

 Bubba replied, " Sh*t, from way back there It sounded like you said
 Goats."