THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN FIREFIGHTING
1) "This is a big one
2) "It's long, hard and pumps like crazy.
3) "Hard suction."
4) Firefighters are always in heat.
5) Your hosebed or mine?
6) "She's hot tonight, boys!"
7) Being "first-in" isn't necessarily a good thing.
8) Taking your girl for a ride in the pumper.
9) Dressing from head to toe in rubber.
10) Wanna slide down my pole?
11) Firefighters have the longest hoses.
12) A "quickie" is anything under two hours.
13) We need to hit it with a large, heavy stream.
14) She was exposed to a nasty backdraft.
15) Rescuing helpless pussies from trees.
16) Three words - Front mount pump.
17) "Watch out! She's gonna blow!"
18) Forcing your way into a hot entrance.
19) Firefighters "hump hose" all day long.
20) "We're gonna need a little more head pressure."
21) Put the wet stuff on the red stuff.
22) Find 'em hott, leave 'em wet.
