What's the difference between Yo mama and a water buffalo? About 25 pounds.
The other day when I went over to your house to visit your sister, Yo mama ran out from under the porch and bit my leg.
Yo mama reminds me of a toilet, fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo mama's blind and seeing another man.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
I would talk about Yo dad but I don't like to brag.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can burn ants with them.
Yo mama applied for a job at a strip club but they already had a stage.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick, a blind person could see with them.
Yo mama's so cold, when she spreads her legs, a little light comes on.
Hey I'm jealous! Yo mama's dick is bigger than mine.
I seen Yo mama on the corner with a mattress on her back yelling "Curb service!"
Yo mama's dick is so big, she makes yo daddy jealous.
Yo mama's nostrils are so huge she makes Patrick Ewing jealous.
Yo mama lost at Hide N' Seek when I spotted her behind the Himalayas.
Yo mama threw the shot-put in high-school.
Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to look up to tie her shoes.
Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to wear goggles to wash dishes.
Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she can stand on her feet and her head at the same time.
Yo mama's knock-kneed, Yo daddy's bo-legged, and when they walk down the street they spell OK.
Yo mama fell down on the sidewalk and by the time she got back up she made $1.50.
Yo mama's cookin' is so bad, even the roaches say "Naw man, I ate before I came over."
Yo mama and daddy are so fat, when they were going to have sex, they saw each others rolls, got hungry, and went to Denny's instead.
Yo mama's so jealous, she got mad when I made you suck my dick.
Yo mama's pussy is so dry, sand crabs cary canteens.
Yo mama's pussy is so cold, my tongue gets stuck to it whenever I lick it.
Yo mama's pussy is so stank, you can't eat it without a lifeguard on duty.
Yo mama was on the cover of Crackwhore magazine last month.
Yo mama's so bucktoothed, she can eat corn-on-the-cob through a picket fence.
Yo mama sucks so much dick, she sells her spit to the sperm bank.
Yo mama sucks so much dick, her lips went double platinum.
Yo mama sucks so much, a black hole would be embarrased.
Yo mama got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.
Yo mama sucks dick so hard, I had to pull the sheets out of my ass.
Yo mama's such a bitch, she barks when I fuck her doggy style.
Yo mama's such a bitch, she had to get a rabies shot.
Yo mama's such a bitch, she has to wear a collar.
Yo mama's such a bitch, she eats a Milkbone after each blowjob.
Yo mama's such a cold bitch, her tits give soft serve ice cream.
Yo mama's so crusty, she shits loafs.
Yo mama's car's so ugly, someone broke in just to steal The CLUB.
Yo mama wears knee-pads and calls out "Curb service."
Yo mama's so white, she makes Queen look like Queen Latifah.
Yo mama's so white, she could go to her wedding naked.
