Anand's blog: "Jokes"

Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar Color no bar height no bar caste no bar but gal's father must have his own bar... CHEERS Duniya main Bewafaon ki koi kami nahi SURAJ ko hi dekho wo Aata hai USHA ke sath aur Jata hai SANDHYA ke sath, Sota hai NISHA ke sath aur Uthta hai KIRAN ke sath The wife stands in front of a mirror. "you know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror & I see an old woman, face wrinkled, fat legs & flabby arms" She turns to her husb & says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself." He says in a soft voice,"your eye sight is perfect" Boyfriend-Sorry mein tumse shadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana kar rahehai. Girlfriend-Ghar me kaun kaun hai? Boyfriend-1 biwi aur 3 bachhe! Sita: Truck ka horn sunkar tum kaampne kyu lagte ho? Titu: Ek truck driver meri biwi ko bhagaa le gaya tha, lagta hai jaise usko vapas laya ho.

John works in a supermarket. A man came in and asked John for half a kilogram of butter. The boy told him they only sold 1 kg packets of butter, but the man was persistent. The boy said he'd go ask his manager what to do. John walked into the back room and said, "There's a bloody fellow out there who wants to buy only half a kilo of butter." As he finished saying this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half." The manager finished the deal and later said! to John, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet, and I like it a lot. Which place are you from?" John replied, "I'm from Mexico, sir." "Oh really? Why did you leave Mexico?" asked the manager. John replied, "They're all just prostitutes and soccer players up there."! "My wife is from Mexico," the manager said. John ! replied, "Which team did she play for?"