17yearshere's blog: "jokes"

There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend, who was always there for her. She told her boyfriend "if I could only see the world, I would marry you." One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her: "' bnow that you can see the world, will you marry me'? The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She had not expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left her in tears, and days later wrote her a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours they were mine.'

We are in trouble... The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work You and me. And there you are, Sitting on your ass, At your computer, reading jokes. Nice, Real nice.