Maverick's blog: "Jokes"

one night, a guy decides to bring his girlfriend home

for a little fun They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little
brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb
up to the top bunk.
As you might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother is
sleeping below so he tells his
girlfriend to whisper lettuce if she wants it
harder and tomato if she
wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts, Hey,
would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise
all over my face!!!!!