Blow Me's blog: "Juice."

Im not sure when the "internet" became so serious. Its almost like high school, and i'm pretty sure it makes about 80% of the retards on here pathetic. Oh, so many hoes on fubar? Thats by far the most absurd thing i've ever heard. Get a life, and by that i mean, go out in ACTUAL public. For example - TIP"C"1 th...: hey you now i was your nuber two for so long and i had to deal with something today you move me....your fuckin nuts. How does that make me nuts? - because you were moved, i want to say like a week ago. TIP"C"1 th...: im blocking you and dont contact me that was rude as shit Oh dear god, its the end of my life as i know it. I can't talk to someone on FUBAR! What am i going to do with my life?! --- I had to rant, sorry. BUT- Dont forget to vote if you already haven't. It's quite important! oh, and.. Blow me!

All about Me... First name?:: Amy Middle name?:: Ann Like your name?:: i guess so Named after anyone?:: a country song. Any nicknames?:: billions Age?:: 23 Birthdate?:: 9-14 Birthplace?:: Texas Time you were born?:: 3:38? Current location?:: Ft Worth Texas Height?:: 5'4 Like your height?:: i guess so Eye color?:: Gold-ish green Contacts/glasses?:: no Hair color?:: its brown right now Natural hair color?:: dark blonde Dye your hair often?:: yes Righty or lefty?:: ambidextrous Your favorite... Type of music?:: it depends what mood im in Band or singer?:: i have MANY TV show?:: nip/tuck, modern marvels. Movie?:: the 5th element. TV channel?:: Discovery, Military.. Radio station?:: dont really listen to the radio Place to be?:: asleep Thing to do?:: sleep lol Food?:: mexican Non alcoholic drink?:: red bull Alcoholic drink?:: vodka and cranberry, bud light, whiskey and coke. it depends Animal?:: manatee Holiday?:: halloween Season?:: winter Sport?:: i like all sports. im a sports nut Place to shop?:: target lol Clothing brand?:: im not picky Scent?:: a clean man Restaurant?:: uh.. it depends Fruit?:: purple grapes Vegetable?:: green beans Fast food restaurant?:: Chic fil a Pizza topping?:: pepperoni and mushrooms Ice cream flavor?:: vanilla Magazine?:: cosmo City?:: Portland Color?:: green Number?:: 34 This or that... Chocolate or vanilla?:: vanilla Pepsi or coke?:: coke Hot or cold?:: cold Black or white?:: white Dog or cat?:: dog French toast or pancakes?:: french toast French fries or onion rings?:: onion rings Hamburger or hot dog?:: hamburger Pepperoni or sausage?:: pepperoni Britney or Christina?:: britney McDonalds or Burger King?:: mickey d's 50 Cent or Eminem?:: eminem Canada or Mexico?:: Canada Hug or kiss?:: depends on the person Movies or TV?:: movies Truth or dare?:: dare Do you... Shower daily?:: yes Sing in the shower?:: no Like to sing?:: sure Like to dance?:: yes Smoke?:: yes Drink?:: yes Cuss?:: yes Talk to yourself?:: eh Believe in yourself?:: sure! Play an instrument?:: yes Go to school?:: yes Go to college?:: yes Have a job?:: no Like your job?:: Want to get married?:: no Want to have kids?:: im good. Get along with your parents?:: yes Get along with your siblings?:: sure Drive?:: yes Random... Do you think you're trustworthy?:: yes Think your funny?:: i have my moments Ever toilet papered someones house?:: yes Gone garbage can tipping?:: yes What are your parents names?:: whoa. thats personal people are creeps Siblings names?:: Lindsey, Bubba, Keith, Dustin, Juinior Do you wash your hands frequently?:: yes How many time a day do you brush your teeth?:: twice Collect anything?:: phone numbers lol Ever been in love?:: yeah In love right now?:: no What color pants are you wearing right now?:: blue How does your hair look?:: a mess Ever had your heartbroken?:: yes Ever broken the law?:: yes Been arrested?:: yes Been out of the country?:: yes Can you stick your fist in your mouth?:: never tried When was the last time you got drunk?:: march Do you do drugs?:: not really When was the last time you were high on anything?:: uh.. march Do you prefer the lights on or off?:: depends on the other person Would you ever get plastic surgery?:: yes i want a ass! Do you prefer boxers or briefs?:: boxer briefs Do you like to laugh?:: yes Ever had a bloody nose?:: yes Have you ever caught a fish?:: yes What was the last thing you ate?:: onion rings What time do you go to bed?:: whenever What's your favorite color?:: green Do you like to give or recieve?: it depends Are you obsessed with anything/anyone?:: panties. i love panties Do you live alone?:: no Do you own a blender?:: yes Do you like the snow?:: yes Ever been up a mountain?:: yes Ever been rootin'?:: what? Do you like surprises?:: no

40 Dirty Little Secrets Be honest no matter what. one: Who are your last 4 texts from? um.. luke.. chris.. Aj.. and.. brittany two: Where was your default picture taken? my house. three: What's your middle name? ooo.. Ann four: Whats your current favorite color? green five: Does your crush like you back? im not sure if its a crush, im diggin him.. but you know six: What is your current mood? tired seven: When is your birthday Sept 14th eight: What color shirt are you wearing? White wife beater nine: If you were going on a Reality TV show, which one would it be? none not a reality show kind of girl ten: Are you imagining anyone naked right now? not so much eleven: Did you ever sneak into an R rated movie? no.. twelve: Ever had a near death experience? yes thirteen: Something you do a lot? homework fifteen: Do you want to see somebody right now? yes sixteen: how many piercings? none seventeen: how many tattoos? 6 eighteen: Who would you do anything for? Kid.. close friends and family twenty: Who was the last person you made out with ? uh.. it wasnt really making out twenty-one: American Pie or Superbad? I like superbad.. twenty-two: What's your biggest fear? failure.. snakes.. drowning.. twenty-four: Would you ever take one of your ex's back? no.. they are ex's for a reason.. plus im usually the break up-er twenty-five: What did you do last night? finished a test.. hung out with my kid twenty-six: what was the first thing you said this morning? kick me one more time. twenty-seven: Speak any other language? a lil spanish.. not very much twenty-eight: Whats your favorite smell? a clean man twenty-nine: do you like to sleep naked or in pjs? very little clothing. thirty: Have you ever been kissed in the rain? yes thirty-one: Do you like rain? yes thirty-two: What are you thinking about right now? uh, not a damn thing thirty-three: What should you be doing right now? spanking jordan.. hes being a little shit thirty-four: What's your favorite memory? being a teenager thirty-five: What are you listening to? Jordan being a brat thirty-six: Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor? yes.. tequila.. lol thirty-seven: Who was the last person you yelled at? Jordan thirty-eight: Do you have a bf/gf? nope thirty-nine: who is the last person you said i love you to? My mom forty: Who is the last person that made you smile? uh.. probably someone at school..

This is called the "NAUGHTY GAME". Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you... Mark all dat apply Would you kiss me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already did Would you do me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] you look to sweet to fuck [ ] already did Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay I think ur pretty [ ] Sexy [ ] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... 3 things you would like to know about me? 1.) 2.) 3.) If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather.. [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Marry me [ ] Friends [ ] Do me What kind of underwear are you wearing right now? [ ] boxers [ ] whitie tighties [ ] thongs [ ] g-string [ ] granny panties [ ] boy shorts [ ] none What's ur favorite position? On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 What would you want me to be to you or what do you think about me? [ ] Friend [ ] girlfriend/Boy friend [ ] Friend with benefit [ ] I want your number [ ] Pretty/Cute [ ] Hottie [ ] Sexy [ ] Gorgeous [ ] Amazingly Beautiful [ ] I'd take you home in a second [ ] I'd make out with you right now [ ] I'd Hit it [ ] I love you, What's your favorite color? Are you going to repost this so i can answer for you? [ ] Yes [ ] No