a white man finds a lamp in the sand...picks it up and rubs... genie pops out and says ' you have three wishes....' the white man said ' i wanna big mansion'...*poof* he gets a mansion...second wish ' i want beautiful naked women runnin through mansion'...*poof* beautiful naked women runnin through the mansion...hes third wish...three klansmen beat him to an inch of his life and hangs em...the genie is at the bar drinkin a beer and tells the bartender...'still to this white men all wanna mansion, all want naked women runnin through the mansion...but im always clueless about the third wish: why all white men wanna be HUNG LIKE A NIGGA'