It has been several years since Creepy first elbowed his way into the world of online computer graphics and boldly proclaimed that he had his eye on nothing less than the goal of UTTER PERVASIVENESS. Well, as anyone who has been following his exploits can attest, he has more than made good on his word. Creepy has found his way into literally thousands of computer generated images, turning up in every imaginable setting and situation, as well as many that begin where imagination leaves off.
We have learned a lot about Creepy over the years. Did you know, for example, that he seems to have been around at the time of the Big Bang that gave birth to the universe? There are scads of images that place him in the farthest-flung corners of that universe, where he seems to have been deified by the native populations of numerous planets. In many of these far-off places, the present-day populations bear a marked physical resemblance to the clown, since wherever he has acquired adoring followers, he has encouraged and presided over a ritual ceremony to initiate virgins into the full bloom of femalehood.



There is also all manner of pictorial evidence showing that Creepy has been here on Earth since the dawn of time. As on other planets, he has been idolized by groups ranging from the very primitive to the culturally elite. Many of the ancient totems and other sacred relics that were constructed in his honor survive to this day. It has been shown that he has been present and played a usually unheralded role in many of the key events of this world's history. For instance, he was waiting for the Pilgrims when they landed on Plymouth Rock, and he was already encamped on the moon to welcome and act as guide for the first astronauts who put down there.

He is, among other things, a world-class athlete, possessed of infinite grace, superhero-level physical strength, and incredible agility. Not only is he the athlete that every man wishes he were, he is the very essence of masculine sexual allure. His stunning good looks, his consummate charm, and his supremely confidant, seductive manner surround him with an aura of such compelling attractiveness that it is all but impossible for women to resist him. There are legions of women who cherish memories of the unbounded pleasure they experienced in his embrace, and legions more who dream of sharing that ecstasy. As much as he enjoys the close company of women, he gets almost as much satisfaction from just standing off to the side, often hidden from the view of his subjects, and watching. He is the world's premier voyeur!

Like another bulbous-nosed, curmudgeonly fellow, his one-time good friend W.C., Creepy is not overly fond of children, or, for that matter, anything that others usually deem cute (arrgh!). Thus, while he likes most rodents, he does not like bunny rabbits; while he really enjoys the company of werewolves and saber-tooth tigers, he has little truck with cutesie-pie puppies and kitty cats; while he often fraternizes with winged creatures like vultures and vampires, he will have nothing to do with fairies, elves, and others of that dainty ilk .

He was, therefore, the obvious choice when the world realized that it was being inundated by a plague of vile Dancing Babies. When the call went out for someone to lead a crusade to rid the planet of these foul little creatures, he stepped forward. Since then, he and the scores of others whom he recruited to fight under the banner of this noble cause have quite literally dispatched countless thousands of the obnoxious vermin. It makes one proud to share the same time and space as this heroic warrior!

Enough! The description of Creepy's estimable characteristics could go on forever, but he is already such a swell-headed, show-offy, spotlight-hugging egomaniac, that one hesitates to add even a whit more to his sense of self-importance. If you want to get to know him more intimately, or, better yet, to send him on some new adventures.