Please can any Americans reading this please send me some of your spare guns that you have kocking round the house, as i fucking swear i am going to shoot the next official from Mayamar i see just on principle.
I have been dragged into helping the British Council with the AID (attempts), so much for a holiday/been ill, i am a disaster magnet.
IN SHORT IF I TURN UP WHERE YOU LIVE OR CLOSE BY, HEAD FOR COVER, WAR, WATER OR WIND (AND LOTS OF IT ARE JUST BEHIND ME)