NiKKi Ox's blog: "MiiSS PRiiNCESS"

You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. For a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!' Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.' He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the occasi on: $3,000 Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500. The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless. There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD A Mastercard Wedding 'Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......

60 things a girl wants but won’t ask: 1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. KEEP READING 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she’s beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman. 22. Tell her she’s your everything - ONLY if you mean it. 23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her 24. Make her feel loved. 25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE IT AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US 26. DON’T lie to her 27. DON’T cheat on her! 28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants 29. Text messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work {or school}, and how much you MISS her 30. Be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn’t need you, just be there so she’ll know that she can ALWAYS count on you. ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BECAUSE, IT’S IMPORTANT 31. Hold her close when she’s cold so she can hold YOU too. 32. When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her. 33. Kiss her on the CHEEK; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her). 34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY. 35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you’re mad. If shes upset, comfort her. When she leaves, PULL HER BACK WE LOVE IT :D REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT 36. When people DISS her, stand up for her. 37. Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her. 38. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so you can cuddle 39. When walking next to each other lightly touch her HAND and soflty grab it. 40. When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED 41. Call or text her EVERY night to wish her SWEET DREAMS 42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears. 43. Take her for LONG walks at night. 44. ALWAYS remind her how much you love her. 46. Rub her back--feels good 47. Give her your coat if she’s cold--thats always cute :) 48. Write letters on her back with your finger 49. Let her sit on your lap 50. DON’T poke her hard...but if you want to mess around just do it lightly. 51. HOLD her HAND in PUBLIC. 52. Even if she looks BAD one day tell her she’s BEAUTIFUL 53. Keep conversations flowing...talk about anything usually they just go along with it. 54. If their hair is in their face move it out of her face and then kiss her passionatley and gently. 55. Surprisingly sneek up on her and hug her from behind--loves it. 56. KISS HER IN THE RAIN YESSSSSSS DO THIS 57. Pick her up like in The Notebook and kiss her. 58. Slow dance with no music 59. Don’t ignore her or be nervous around her--everythings going to be okay 60. When she comes running to you, with tears down her face, the first thing you should say is "Whos Ass Am I Going To Kick!"- she will then feel protected.