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SweetNESS's blog: "MY LIFE"

created on 12/15/2006  |  http://fubar.com/my-life/b34772

My best friend....

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket I am the best, and worst friend, you will ever have! Celebs love me, no needles required, doctor approved! If my daddy Heroin is too strong for ya, I am the next best thing! You will fall in love with me...and I with you. I am so good to you, you will spend all of your money on me, take me everywhere with you, lie for me, steal for me, break other relationships for me, and maybe even die for me! But when I start to break it off...don't chase me! I know you will be in pain, but know that I still love you, and will be there for you later, just like the hoe that I am...because you know I can't be with you unless you have that $$$ You love to sleep with me, and when you're with me, all of your pain disappears. I fuck you so hard and deep, that I damage your liver...but no worries, see me again, and the pain will go away! I am considered a ladies man because well lets face it the bitches love me. They hide me in there purses, closets , medicine cabinets,under pillows, and even their asses. You can hook up with me at your local pharmacy or your neighborhood drug dealer, just ask. You can tell who been hanging out with me because they are usually constipated, moody,have a dry throat, restless,sluggish, depressed,extremely sedated, itching,dizzy, have a rash or just vomiting. But enough of that lets get some drinks!
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