> One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their mothers did
> for a living.
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> All the typical answers came up -- teacher, nurse, businesswoman,
> saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
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> However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
> teacher prodded him about his mother, he replied, 'Well my mother's an
> exotic dancer in a cabaret and takes off all her clothes in front of men
> and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really
> good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for
> money.'
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> The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
> children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to
> ask him, 'Is that really true about your mother?' 'No,' the boy said,
> 'She works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get
> Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to
> say that in front of the other children.
