1.) How many times a day would you kiss me?
answer: never, your breath stinks!
2.) Would you hold me?
answer: choke hold maybe
4.) Would you take me places?
answer: Fuck no!
5.) Would you love me?
answer: Always BFF mutha fucka!
6.) Would you lie to me?
answer: I'm guessing I just did
7.) If I was sick what would you do?
answer: laugh at you
8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends?
answer: Hell no! Your friends are fucked up! Unless she's hot...........
9.) Want to have a future with me?
answer: Fuck no!
10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them?
Answer: Hell no!
11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad?
answer: I did..............mom's never been the same since...........asshole!
12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out?
answer: Ummm...........I could care less what you wear asa long as you are wearing some sort of underwear, don't want to see your balls
13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends?
answer: Only if your friends are hot
14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do?
answer: You are more than welcome to hook up with Kent........just don'
t fuck him on my couch
15.) Would you give me your fubar password?
answer: It's saved on your computer dumbass
16.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail?
answer: Yes, I will continue to read all your emails
17.) If I said I loved you would you say it back?
answer: Fuck no!
18.) How good do i look from 1-10?
answer: at least 1, lower if possible
19.) How do you feel about me?
answer: I like long walks on the beach with you big boy *smooch*
20.) Have i ever made you smile?
answer: Last night when you bent over
21.) Want to spend the night with me?
answer: Fuck no! Stay on the couch!
22.) Would we just chill together?
answer: We would cuddle
23.) If you had an empty house would you call me to come over?
answer: Only to pay your half of the rent
24.) Are you gonna repost this so i can reply?
answer: Fuck No!
Post it back if u want or send it to me and let me kn
ow ur answers...
